Obed Simwaka

Man. United got knocked the fuck out

2003-04-23T21:19:26Z

Man, we had in our the game in our grasp, then Ronaldo,the best freaking player in the world, had to come and ruin shit. I'm telling you this game was exciting. Beckham was beautiful (no I'm not gay), but had to wait till the second half to get a chance to show his stuff. Ole gunnar solksjaer was superb, Van nistelrooy was aplomb, but Real Madrid was majestic. There's nothing we could have done. To Real Madrid hats off until next time. Damn they're good.

Man. United Jacked my photo

2003-04-21T00:11:24Z

Man, I had a photo of Man. U. and the their website removed it from the site. Now I have this big blank on my journal. I knew I should saved that bitch!

Champions for the upteenth motherfucking time!!

2003-04-20T01:18:25Z

I can't wait for these fuckers to get here!

I may never play like they do, but they make they make it a lot easier.

David Beckham

2003-04-16T19:14:59Z

You all know I'm a David Beckham wannabe so today I thought I would show you him to you. check out his profile too, pretty impressive!

David Beckham soccer profile

Why are we blacks so not proud

2003-04-04T18:06:18Z

I met this dude the other day and was mentioning that all black people come from the mother land, in fact all humanity, according to science. No sooner had I finished than he started to say first and foremost I'm asian (pronouced hesian), I'm like bitch you're black. I don't get it why are these niggas afraid of being black. First and foremost I'm black - like I said 2 years ago. Secondly, I'm Zambian. And I like white girls.What's so hard about that.

Daredevil

2003-04-01T03:15:56Z

Alright, people listen for a minute. I like this girl now, but she thinks I'm playing right? So I try to explain that even just being her friend is more than I can ask from her. I mean I can't help what I'm feeling, but I also can't change circumstances, the society we live in, or the disposition I'm in. I wanna take care of her, but I don't have a job yet. I wanna tell her I love her, but I don't wanna break her heart one day by saying that I don't feel the same way I felt when we started out. Besides that society wouldn't be too pleased with our relationship and I don't want her to be the talk of town. So I try and joke with her cause I know that's what's allowed of me with her. And that in it self I'm thankful to God for. However, I always end pissing her off. I just wanna be her friend! For real, why is that so hard to believe?

Where am I at? Soccer practice. WE AIN'T QUIT!

love...yeah right!

2003-03-31T04:47:38Z

You like someone and then you just flip, but it doesn't matter it's just one of those things.

Jealously, now that's just part of it. Fuck it I'm good!

School

2003-03-24T22:51:14Z

Since my life is school, I have decided to dedicate this second half of the semester to it.

And guess what Manchester United, and my demi - god David Beckham, is coming to the U.S. this August.

So I'm leave this here and hope God sees that my heart is pure!

Man your gonna make me loose my mind up in here, up in here!

2003-03-20T02:36:36Z

Man, Manchester United is in the quater finals of the champions league and 2 points (2 points is 2 points) behind the reigning champions Arsenal.

And I'm about to apply for work, finally.

I said now I know the answers do dreams come true! Staring at the world through my rear view!

Academics

2003-03-10T04:52:29Z

You know the brain is such a beautiful thing! So today I decided to pay homage to it with some altered lines from some of my favorite rap artists.

The first one has to be pack and it goes like: All I need in this life of sin is me and my brainy, tell me why...

The second one went to my nigga 50 cent, A.K.A Ferrari; you know if a guy is trying to be an academic I think it's only fair that his chick be an academic. Here's the line: Shorty she so smart, gotta win her heart...

The third, also, went to 50 cent: You can find me in the class, pocket full of pens.look mommy I got the book if you're into reading up. I'm into having A's I ain't into making C's , so come give me a hug if you're into getting degrees.

ESPN2

2003-02-26T03:08:40Z

ESPN2 emergency! ESPN2 is down! Repeat ESPN2 is down! Mayday come in CABLE! Mayday!

Status: No March Madness. No European champions league soccer.

What is this? Your worst nightmare!

XP Sucks

2003-02-20T16:39:43Z

I tried going back to the old OP WIN98 and XP wouldn't have it. Now I'm stuck with it and it's tripping up the machine.

XP is X - ty

Michael

2003-02-18T19:41:14Z

Man, why don't people leave Michael Jackson alone! The man has been through hell already what more do could you possibly want him to do.

Show some love to Mike, somebody pray for him.

West Side

2003-02-15T21:38:04Z

I am forcing myself to write to break this block that I have.

And no I haven't yet.

Damn, that chick is so hot!

Damn, Arsenal is just too good for us now(Manchester United)!

Damn, I need a hair cut!

Damn, it's Saturday!

Damn, I don't have anything to write about!

Damn!

Live Journal writers' block

2003-02-14T21:18:54Z

Man, I'm hit with live Journal writers' block.

What can I say it's Valentine's and I got a condom in my mail box from the school much love ST. Andy's.

I'm so broke

2003-02-08T18:37:23Z

Man, I'm so broke it's not even funny. To make matters worse I missed lunch so I don't get to eat till 5:00pm, not good.

Anyways it's the weekend special so just bezzle like the devil and you'll be alright.

Now my journal ain't working

2003-02-08T18:32:53Z

My bloody journal isn't working. I can't enter anything into it. This piece of sh-t.

NBA jibber jabber

2003-02-07T18:43:44Z

So last night Kobe was on - key

And MJ got to see another day

While Vince Carter got selected as a starter

Maybe once again Paul Pierce might be fierce

In all this Ben Wallace stands tallest

Don't forget Shaq cause his got his pack

And Yao, he's so good he can't even foul

We can't forget Nowitzki who's as potent as whiskey

With his team mate Nash who got away with the stash

That Baron Davis and Dale Davis stole using the basics

Until the came across Tim Duncan the the man that can

Watching was C. Webb who's got Tyra (Banks) as he babe

Sitting next to him was Gary Payton eating some corn

When all of a sudden K.G. walked in to set the stage

Along with Jalen Rose who couldn't help but strike a pose

But wait we forgot the Answer, well he's was rocking the A6 with Jadakiss!

And it was all in the game of love.

Best Jams

2003-02-05T19:10:38Z

I think the big timers are the most overrated group ever, yet I love their jams and to prove it I ranked them no. 1 on my top ten this month.

1. BIG TIMERS: GET YOUR ROLL ON

2. NAS: MADE YOU LOOK

3. EMINEM: CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET

4. 50 CENT: WANSTA

5. BIG PUN: IT'S SO HARD

6. TUPAC: STILL I RISE

7. TUPAC: WEED GOT ME CRAZY

8. BENZINO: ROCK THE PARTY

9. JIGGER: BONNIE AND CLYDE

10. LIL ROMEO: TRUE LOVE

Politics week

2003-01-30T19:42:29Z

What do I have to say about this? We're talking POLITICS, POLITICS. Man, we're talking about POLITICS not the economy where it actually matters...we're talking POLITICS!!! I don't know God take care of all that sh-t you call SADAM. POLITICS!

O to the Izz-o...B to the Izz-a

2003-01-25T20:40:19Z

Ladies and gentlemen, put our hands together for the astonishing...
O to the izz-O...B to the izz-A...

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the 8th wonder of the world
The player o' the century...oh it's timeless...HOVE!
Thanks for comin' out tonight
You coulda been anywhere in the world, but you're here with me
I appreciate that...uuunnnh...

O to the izz-O, B to the izz-A
Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in the Z
Was herbin' em in the home of the Chipolopolos (Zambia soccer team’s nickname)
Got it dirt cheap for them
Plus if they was short wit' cheese I would work wit' them
Boy and we...got rid of that dirt for them
Wasn't born players I was burpin' em
O to the izz-O, B to the izz-A
Fo' sheezy my neezy keep my legs so freezy
Can't leave soccer alone the game needs me
Haters want me clapped and chromed it ain't easy
defenders wanna tackle me, Refs wanna card me
But somehow, I beat them charges like Rocky
O to the izz-O, B to the izz-A
Not guilty, he who does not feel me is not real to me
Therefore he doesn't exist
So poof...vamoose son of a b-tch

O to the izz-O, B to the izz-A
Fo' shizzle my nizzle used to dribble down in the Z
O to the izz-O, B to the izz-A
That's the anthem get'cha damn hands up
O to the izz-O, B to the izz-A
Not guilty ya'll got-ta feel me
O to the izz-O, B to the izz-A
That's the anthem get'cha damn hands UP!

2003

2003-01-22T03:44:41Z

It's good to see that everyone is doing fine in the year 2003. Looks like it's going to be a good year, I hope that every one has a ball.

I ain't doing too bad for myself, St. Andrews or as I have decided to call it St. Pornonos is alright so far, class wise. It's been laid back so that is pleasant.

Anyway, I gotta go, to my people stay healthy, remember you're masters of your destiny and roll out, hey mommy, roll out... I'm out!!!

Take back my word

2003-01-17T21:44:50Z

No I take back my word, I think Zambians suck. Infact the suck * 2, yeah those... those... Africans!!! always on the hunt.

Wait a minute I'm one of them. Oh no I, I am a disgrace to my race!

Zambians are in a league of their own!

2003-01-16T05:50:22Z

Today I found out that among Africans my people are actually outstanding! I weep for my continent, but some say it's just a part of it. Won't you help to sing these songs of freedom.

God bless Zambia!

Destination S.A.

2003-01-11T22:30:03Z

O.B.'s log. Earth date 1/11/2003. Mission: Soccer.com. Motto: We OUTLAWS let me ride!. Current weather: bloody cold. How many HOT CHICKS: let's see 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... I'm out! I'm out!

Let JL show you!